Launched in the late 1970s, ISEE-3 could become a new platform for citizen science in space—if a couple of enterprising scientists can figure out how to talk to it.
My latest for popmech on the ISEE-3 Reboot Project.
Now that the productive Kepler telescope is down for the count, astronomers are dreaming up new techniques and missions to help them find even more planets around alien stars.
John Wenz makes a solid case for Deep Space Nine as the very gayest Star Trek.
I couldn’t help but notice something in this article. When they posted a picture of Mr. Cool DC Bro here with musician Dan Deacon, Dan Deacon (probably rightly) asked them to clarify that despite the looks of the picture, he was not, nor had he ever been, friends with Scott Greenberg, the new face of GOP astroturfing by appealing to the hip, young, edgy crowd. Which in and of itself reminds me of the joke on The Simpsons about cartoons trying to appeal to Gen-Xers, or maybe something closer to poochy.
But I digress. In Deacon’s clarification, via his manager Susan Busch, is this tidbit at the end:
Scott had Dan listed, with many many other bands he’s interviewed, as a client on his CV but removed his name upon request.
Now, there are a lot of ways to interpret “client.” As a freelancer, most of the time I go with “people I have written articles or other copy for” or occasionally, other projects I take on. Website migration, database research. Because that’s what most people would do, theoretically.
Now, I’ll try to give Greenberg a benefit of the doubt, as he appears to have some PR experience. However, there’s a difference between, say, having a consistent band or artist you work with on a contract basis creating press materials for, and someone you interviewed for Paste Magazine. The difference is huge.
Because an interviewee is not a client, and an article is not an endorsement. When I write about space technology for Popular Mechanics, I don’t think of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory as a client suddenly. Because I’m not reporting for them. I’m reporting about them. In no way has this created a client-contractor relationship. While lines between media coverage and PR may have been blurred with the rise of online media, surely it hasn’t obscured that far. I interviewed Ian MacKaye for Hear Nebraska. A 45 minute call talking about Fugazi playing in Lincoln 20 years ago didn’t suddenly create a rapport with him, nor constitute him being a client for me.
Let’s say, at some point, that Greenberg actually DID write a press release for Deacon, in fact creating that kind of relationship. 1) It was likely through the intermediary of a firm he was working for, and 2) if he was providing that same client with both press coverage and press promotion, that’s a big red conflict of interest flag.
So either he’s crappy at recognizing what does and does not constitute a client relationship, or he’s crappy at recognizing the line between journalism and PR. Either way, this is idiotic.
A detector in Antarctica discovers long-sought-after evidence to back up the theory of inflation following the big bang.
Buzzcocks - Why Can’t I Touch It
In 2003, I went to a Buzzcocks concert to review it for my campus newspaper. I asked the manager if I could interview them, he shut me down. Somehow, I got to talking to their then-bass player (Tony Barber, far from the original) and he was really awesome and said yes to the interview, whereupon he invited me to talk on the bus where it was quieter.
An interview with a non-original member of a band I love turned into an interview with the entire band, Pete Shelley and Steve Diggle included. As a bright-eyed 19 year old, the end of my for-the-age professional interview became my squeaking fandom moment. This is a bit of paraphrasing, because this is 11 years ago.
"So, umm, as a fan, I just have to ask: are you guys going to play ‘Why Can’t I Touch It?’"
Pete Shelley laughed, saying that they can’t play it anymore because he just can’t hit those notes. So I was a little disappointed, but who can blame the guy?
The band takes the stage of Omaha’s Ranch Bowl, a bowling alley backroom. They play a pretty fantastic set. They come back for an encore. The last song (I probably have the set-list buried somewhere in an old notebook, but don’t remember the song at the moment) slows down into a jam as the band sort of plays their way off the stage.
Then, the last few notes were the rhythm lines of “Why Can’t I Touch It?”
I grinned ear to ear.Played 353 times.
We’d lose more than Facebook.
I recently tried my hand at expounding the many ways that our lives are bound up in space, with a little bit of cinematic imagination.
The Atlantic agreed to publish it.
Take a minute to think about the satellites you’ve used today.
I didn’t write this, but my partner certainly did and it’s fantastic. Give it a read.
A project launching to the International Space Station in 2016 will take advantage of the microgravity and cold temperatures of orbit to do physics research that wouldn’t be possible on Earth.
The latest from Black Sabbath Sabbath:
"Bassically / NIB"
Oh, what’s up, tall, dark, and handsome? People got you all wrong? You’re really just a Nice Guy in need of companionship? What’s that? You’re going to rock my world? Wait, what? Forever? Until the end of time? Your name is LUCIFER?
Bait and switch, ya’ll! This might be one of my favorite Sabbath “love” songs because it maintains the dark and twisted narrative seen previously in “Behind the Wall of Sleep”. Ozzy’s steady, amelodic lyrics create a creepy chant-like drone not unlike religious services, and the listener is drawn into Lucifer’s enchanting, trance-inducing charm. So often I listen to this song and sing along without actually realizing what the lyrics actually convey. This is a parasitic relationship steeped in lies—”You are the first to have this love of mine…Now I have you with me under my power/Our love grows stronger now with every hour.”
Whenever I listen to “N.I.B”, I can’t help but think of Rosemary’s Baby. Part of that parallel stems from my own hesitation and suspicion while listening to the lyrics. Rosemary’s Baby is a horrific story of unimaginable evil and loss of control. Rosemary is taken advantage of and manipulated by an insane satanic cult, drugged, suffering rape, an unimaginably painful pregnancy, and birthing the spawn of satan. All the while, her life partner accepts bribes from the cult to use Rosemary as a vessel for Satan’s child, and her story is seen as a symptom of psychosis by the one person she can trust, her doctor. She’s lead back into the arms of the cult, and, in the end finally does give in—she shows nuanced affection for this malevolent force by mothering the screaming child. Satan wins.
“N.I.B” taps into the beginning of that shift from hesitation to weakness, showing the tantalizing temptation to give into evil. The guitar lines lash and whip around like hot flames, Ozzy’s voice steadily pulls you deeper into the trance, and the song ends with an open invitation: “Look into my eyes you’ll see who I am/My name is Lucifer please take my hand.”
Do you dare?
This song is about Satan. That rules. I mean, not like I’m in league with Satan or anything. I’m a strict no gods / no masters / only Zuul kind of guy.
But as far as historical importance goes, this is big. At least if you haven’t read Lords of Chaos and delved into the whole Black Widow / Coven / LaVeyian Satanic Mass record that preceded Sabbath. Sidenote: I spent SO MUCH time trying to find those Black Widow and Coven records back in my Catholic school days. At the very least, when I finally heard Coven, at least their song “Black Sabbath” (no relation) wasn’t disappointing.
Anyway, so Black Sabbath, at least in the Ozzy era, seemed to flirt with a sort of Evangelical fear of evil with a downright teenage fascination. Any number of genres were the devil’s music, but Black Sabbath seemed to be bringing forth the actual devil’s music. Here, there’s a song about Satan professing his undying love for an Earth woman, a portrayal of him as a powerful fallen angel prone to human folly.
Harken back to the first track on the album, “Black Sabbath.” Reportedly about a nightmare Geezer Butler had after reading a book about black magic, the song swells with the dread of evil, becoming an almost toxic cloud around the narrator. While “The Wizard” and “Behind the Wall of Sleep” have a sort of weird druggy grey magic about them, “N.I.B.” puts us firmly back in the camp of black magic by its sort of all-father. I mean, at least in the Judeo-Christian belief-o-sphere.
After the sort of extended bass interlude of “Bassically” (again with the name for the instrumental part of the song, a facet of Sabbath I love / will always love / way clever dad joke there Sabbath) we have a thick wall of distortion cut through, blazing power chords matching up to the bassline to bring us into the den of the devil himself.
This is metal mythology in the making. This is what marked Sabbath as definably evil. It’s not flirting with the devil, it’s courtship with the devil. It’s still heavily influenced by blues rock of the era (read: basically “Sunshine of Your Love” and “White Room” by Cream mashed together) but lays the groundwork for what’s to come.
Also, let’s take “Bassically / N.I.B.” as a full suite with “Wasp / Behind the Wall of Sleep.” After all, that’s often how they’re tracked, into one long song. So, is it one long story? Is it an alien, Lovecraftian plant species lulling people into some weird twilight zone where Satan just happens to reside? Does some victim of the “tiny petals with strange flowers” draw the eye of Lucifer, who falls so deeply and madly in love that he contemplates rejoining the side of the angels. Taking it further, is the entire first side of the LP one long story? Let’s think about that.
Firstly, we’re taken to the opening of a horror movie more or less. A man senses an evil presence at the foot of his bed, drawing him into a world of demonic powers. He has a palpable dread as he’s drawn into this weird Crowleyian black magic realm. In fact, Satan himself is sitting there and smiling. They consume him whole, in time for … a wizard to appear, in a brighter, jauntier song. The wizard might be Gandalf the grey, he might be the forces of good. Or he could be a deceptive warlock, actually seeding along the flowers and plants that, like Rapacini’s daughter (a tremendous Nathanial Hawthorne short story, read it) have sinister intent. Once the people are lulled into the weird dreamscape, Satan sets his sights on a woman that he wants to make his own. He’s back. But is he ready to cross over to the side of good? Is the wizard a possible darker force than the dark lord? Is this some real Darth Vader crossing back to Anakin Skywalker shit? I mean, aside from this album preceding the first “Star Wars” movie by a good eight years.
If we take this all as one long narrative, Side A sets up a potentially very interesting story. We’re midway through the movie. They never finish the movie. We never know what ultimately becomes of Satan. Instead, depending on whether you’re listening to the UK or the US version, you’re either treated to a moderately misogynist cover song (“Evil Woman”) or a middling original with heavy handed moralism (“Wicked World”) either of which betray a strikingly conservative world view for the band, a stark reminder that for the Hammer horror movie posturing, ultimately they are four working class lads from a city left in tatters from the war 24 years prior.
Lastly, there’s the lasting story behind the initials in the song. Is N.I.B. nativity in black? Name in blood? Less excitingly, the band claims it’s a joke about Bill Ward’s attempt at a goatee, saying it looked like a pen nib.
The latest from John Wenz (@johnwenz). Freelance writer. @popmech, @awl, @mental_floss, @hearnebraska Mental Floss, Hear Nebraska. Cast iron enthusiast. Philadelphia
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